|
|
Post by MARSELLUS ORLANDO DE LAURO on Nov 27, 2009 19:56:38 GMT -5
 is currently: fucking around with chopsticks.
[/size] i just remembered that i got kicked out of church yesterday. me and my friends didn't think it was possible, but APPARENTLY, it is.[/blockquote][/blockquote][/center][/font] |
|
|
|
Post by CHANNING ELIZABETH MAE on Nov 28, 2009 20:42:45 GMT -5
channing elizabeth mae ( ONLINE )
♪ hot mess , cobra starship.
< channing mae@hotmail.com >
were you kicked out for the day or were you banned for life?
[/blockquote] [/sup] |
|
|
|
Post by MARSELLUS ORLANDO DE LAURO on Nov 28, 2009 21:09:32 GMT -5
 LISTENING TO , hot for teacher by van halen .
[/font] CURRENTLY IS , fucking around with chopsticks .[/font] i'm gonna take a wild guess & say forever. we "disrespected the religion" 'cos we kept jumping up & shouting "PRAISE JESUS!" and "HALLELUJAH!" some old bitch told us we have to leave & i'm pretty sure the guy that escorted us out called me a stupid motherfucker. so much for kind christian people.[/font][/blockquote][/blockquote][/center][/blockquote] |
|
|
|
Post by CHANNING ELIZABETH MAE on Nov 28, 2009 21:37:45 GMT -5
channing elizabeth mae ( ONLINE )
♪ hot mess , cobra starship.
< channing mae@hotmail.com >
oh god. ha. i think that's the greatest thing i've pictured in awhile. eh. most religious people - who, ya know, practice their religion - are hypocrites. if god really exists, he'd love us no matter what we do. and i bet he'd laugh his ass off at that. hi, by the way, i'm channing.
[/blockquote] [/sup] |
|
|
|
Post by MARSELLUS ORLANDO DE LAURO on Nov 28, 2009 22:01:37 GMT -5
LISTENING TO , hot for teacher by van halen .
[/font] CURRENTLY IS , fucking around with chopsticks .[/font] thank you. apparently, it wasn't so great for the church people. they fucking hate me now. & i wasn't necessarily mocking them. i could've just been really, really enthusiastic. that, or i was just having a good fucking time on thanksgiving. i vote for the last one. & if having jesus tattooed on my arm doesn't get me to heaven, then fuck it. hey, i'm marsellus. you get a point for not bitching at me about religion.[/font][/blockquote][/blockquote][/center][/blockquote] |
|
|
|
Post by CHANNING ELIZABETH MAE on Nov 28, 2009 22:20:50 GMT -5
channing elizabeth mae ( ONLINE )
♪ hot mess , cobra starship.
< channing mae@hotmail.com >
eh. i'm not a religious person these days, so i'd be just as hypocritical as those christians if i bitched about it. nice to meet you, marsellus. digging the name. you get a point for entertaining me.
[/blockquote] [/sup] |
|
|
|
Post by MARSELLUS ORLANDO DE LAURO on Nov 28, 2009 22:29:50 GMT -5
LISTENING TO , hot for teacher by van halen .
[/font] CURRENTLY IS , fucking around with chopsticks .[/font] well, i ain't a bible humper, so we're on the same page. & thank you. it's after a dude that gets assfucked in a movie & then shoots the guy's dick off with a shotgun. (: as much as i hate my parents, they get a point for giving me a good name. now, what brings you to my fuckedup corner of the internet on this night?[/font][/blockquote][/blockquote][/center][/blockquote] |
|
|
|
Post by CHANNING ELIZABETH MAE on Nov 28, 2009 22:41:49 GMT -5
channing elizabeth mae ( ONLINE )
♪ hot mess , cobra starship.
< channing mae@hotmail.com >
the term ass fuck just kinda makes me shudder. the movie sounds quite interesting, though. i wasn't aware this was the fucked up corner of the internet...hm, i must have read my map wrong. oh well. nah, i dunno. can't drink, can't sleep. this seemed like a good rebound...what about you? what's your excuse?
[/blockquote] [/sup] |
|
|
|
Post by MARSELLUS ORLANDO DE LAURO on Nov 28, 2009 22:57:20 GMT -5
LISTENING TO , hot for teacher by van halen .
[/font] CURRENTLY IS , fucking around with chopsticks .[/font] i'll show you the movie one day. & you'll cringe with joy. believe me, you will. why with joy? i don't fucking know. & i can steer you to the non-fuckedup corner, but you know, i'd just be bored again right after you left. we wouldn't want that, now would we? damn, can't drink & can't sleep? sounds bad, dude. i was about to get laid when i got to the girl's place & she wanted to use knives & shit. so, i walked ran out when she went to get the "items" & here i am. sexless & bored. fuck my life.[/font][/blockquote][/blockquote][/center][/blockquote] |
|
|
|
Post by CHANNING ELIZABETH MAE on Nov 28, 2009 23:05:29 GMT -5
channing elizabeth mae ( ONLINE )
♪ hot mess , cobra starship.
< channing mae@hotmail.com >
i'll cringe, but i'm doubting there will be joy involved. eh, i don't belong in the nonfucked up next of the web woods, i scare children over there. so, i guess i'll stick around here and keep you entertained. knives? you obviously pick some freaky chicks to sleep with. i'd run, too. well, no, i probably wouldn't. i'll try just about anything at least once. that's another thing i can't do. sex. can't drink, sleep, and get laid. it's a sad sad evening for us, my friend.
[/blockquote] [/sup] |
|
